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I'm not very fond of this test, I do believe I'm being interviewed for a magazine like "Telva" or "Super Pop". But I'll do this ... My imagination goes a little sparse lately so I'll answer simply.

1) If it was a weekday : It would be on Friday (afternoon).
2) If a time of day : would the night.
3) If a body part: would eyes.
4) If a subject : It would be "drawing."
5) If a color: would be blue.
6) If a verb : It would "live."
7) If a garment: would be some jeans.
8) If a : It would be a great and noisy city.
9) If a leader: resign immediately.
10) If one month : It would be December.
11) If it was a gesture : It would be a hug.
12) If a country : It would be stateless.
13) If you were a flavor: would be chocolate.
14) If sense: It would be in sight.
15) If you were a tree : would a pine tree.
1 6) If an insect : I would fly to the moon.
17) If a gift : It would be a book.
18) If I were an animal, a horse would .
19) If it is a fantasy : It would be shameful.
20) If I were a God you change the position of the devil.
21) If I were a natural phenomenon: would be a summer storm.
22) If it was a feeling : It would be laughing, smiling, even laughing.
23) If I were a scent: jasmine would .
24) If I were a flower : again become a jasmine.
25) If I were a number : it would be any odd number.
26) If I were a word: would be "simple."
27) If a planet : Mars would
28) If it is a drop : There would be beer ...
29) If I were a liquid : Also would be beer.
30) If I were a musical instrument : It would be a piano.
31) If I were an item: would be periodic.
32) If I were a product: would be an old bookstore.
33) If it is a virtue: not be me.
34) If I were a cartoon: It would Garfield.
35) If it is a creature of fantasy: I would invisible.
36) If I were famous, would John Holmes.
37) If it was a pain : It would be an idiot (who heck wants to be a pain)
38) If I were a fruit : It would be an apple.
39) If it is a geometric figure : It would be a rectangle.
40) If I were a vegetable: would spinach.
41) If I were a language: would be French.
42) If it was nothing, nothing If it had not been able to answer everything.